Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
