Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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