ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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