um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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