My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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