Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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