i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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