Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss