why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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It's blow job season.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means