You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.