I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
someone get that fucking seahorse.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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