Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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