You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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