did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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