The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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