I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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