Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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