just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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