i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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