I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I wear drunk well.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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