i was rollin on her like bob the builder
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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