You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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