I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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