You really coming over, don't trick.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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