i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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