My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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