you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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