Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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