wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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