Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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