His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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