tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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