oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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