weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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