You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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