just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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