Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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