people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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