whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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