Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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