I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
His nipple licking is glorious
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