Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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