Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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