i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
where am i from again
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dick very happy bro
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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