I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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