Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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