I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Pooping to opera.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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