i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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