I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
When did angry sex become our thing?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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