How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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