I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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