I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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