if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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