'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My life is pants optional.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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