That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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