Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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