Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
