you guys were way drunker than both of me
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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